Sponsor the pet
There is a small creature in the corner of every page here. It eats the board — every claim, every yoink, every queue line. One company gets to own it.
Dress the pet
Four things, and no others.
sponsored by
your nameOn the clickable tag under the pet. A long name is cut to fit.
Where the tag and the footer send people. A bare domain is enough, and an @handle becomes your X profile. Your icon is read off it.
Fills the pet, inside and out. Leave it empty and it stays in the site’s ink.
What the pet says out loud, once every 90 seconds at the very most. Leave it empty and it says “sponsored by”.
Your footer
Your name in the footer of every page — the one part of the placement that is not the pet.
One placement
$5,000
Not on sale at the moment. The pet is asking on every page, so check back.
Paid once. It is not a place on the board: no rank, no credit, nothing to outbid. It is the only thing on this site nobody can yoink off you.
The placement comes down only for illegal, deceptive or abusive content, or a link that starts sending people somewhere harmful, and the reason is kept on file. Everything else works the way the rules say it does.